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two fingers of classy birds
Saturday, June 20, 2009, 10:59 pm
Filed under: news
woke up. destroyed a cardigan i’ve only worn once. posted all your orders. met sean and dave at the shop for an update on how they’re planning to exploit me on the internet next. then we went to the cinema where we all managed to get in free because sean hugged the girl that works there, life’s a breeze when you’re as charming and dashing as sean boy. it was more of an endurance test than a film and by the last half hour i was willing it to end so we could get to nandos before they closed. i won’t say what film it was because i’m sure loads of you geeked out on it and we can’t afford to loose any sales. then we walked back to the pub hungry and headached up because the only seats left were right at the front, ever been fucked in the head by a robot? we met up with james and julian, got some beers in and started playing drinking games with the dice. two fingers if you loose to start with and then it got progressively messier. some classy birds came and sat with us, the dark haired one in the photos below actually said to me “i’m going to the toilet, if i don’t come back it’s cos’ i’m getting my cunt smashed in” same rules apply for her as beach bird last week; keep it backstage. you don’t see nandos bird or garage bird running their gums like that. james took the opposite approach and tried to lure them back to his pest nest by doing the old tongue through the fingers trick at them all night. s x



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